12 Hilarious Ways for Missionaries to Deal with Annoying Companions
Returned missionaries all can recount instances of really annoying companions. What can you do to get solve the problem? These solutions definitely won’t work, but they might make you laugh.
Please note, don’t actually do any of these things. They’re just jokes.`
12. Accidentally tell your dinner host your companion is allergic to chocolate . . . and pizza.
11. Keep switching dates in their planner so it looks like P-day is always tomorrow.
10. Cover their soap in clear nail polish, and return it into the shower.
9. At your six month clothes burnings, “accidentally” bring their clothes.
8. Hum “Pioneer Children Sang as they Walked” every time you’re tracking “and walked, and walked . . . and walked . . . and walked.”
7. After your shower, don’t put on your skirt or suit pants. When asked, tell your companion that in the local culture it’s “Pantless Tuesday.”
6. Wake up one morning speaking only a foreign language. When he objects, point to “Preach My Gospel” chapter 4 and say “No English!”
5. Every time you introduce your companion say, “This is Elder/Sister So and So. They’re on Team Edward.”
4. For your next spiritual thought, say how much the hymn “Cast Your Burden Upon the Lord” has meant to you recently. Not to name any names.
3. Put a red sock in with their white dress shirt laundry the p-day before Zone conference.
2. Convince them that CES is a lucrative career path.
1. Add ridiculous rules into their white handbook. Cite the page numbers when they break them.