18 of the Funniest Primary Program Tweets

"uuuuhhhh…. Nephi is a great example to meeeeeeeeeeeeee… *sucks air thru teeth* cause he got the plates." #primaryprogram

— Justly Justin (@ReebEmAndWeep) October 29, 2017

Went to the primary program today in another ward. One kid commanded the pianist to stop playing so he could remember the words to his solo of the 3rd verse of Book of Mormon Stories. #PrimaryRocks #primaryprogram #ldsprimary

— Logan One Another (@HeasleyLogan) September 23, 2018

"I choose the right when I help my mom…and today is my birthday." #primaryprogram #sunbeams

— Samuel James Dunn (@samueljamesdunn) November 12, 2017

Kids line up at the mic to talk about service. My kid: "I do not really help my parents. They give me my greatest fear of all… (Long, meaningful pause that could teach Bob Hope a thing or two about timing.) I have to do it anyway." #LDSprimaryprogram #radZac #momlife pic.twitter.com/OUYjWBfhC8

— Keira Dominguez–The Winter Princess OUT NOW! (@keira_dominguez) October 1, 2018

#PrimaryProgram just began already 1 meltdown 2 frequent wavers & a kid tryna outsing err’other child YET the Holy Spirit is so strong!💕Z /1

— Sistas in Zion (@SISTASinZION) October 29, 2017

Literally only one kid knows all the lyrics to all the songs and she's 12 and technically not even in primary. #PrimaryProgram

— I am Mrs. Nesbitt! 👩‍🚀 (@ayareeb) October 29, 2017

“I pay my tithing because the blessings are more valuable than any Xbox I could buy with it.” #primaryprogram

— The Stake Clerk Emeritus (@TheStakeClerk) October 22, 2017

“I folla da prophet by weeding da riptures” #primaryprogram

— The Stake Clerk Emeritus (@TheStakeClerk) October 22, 2017

It’s very clear what songs the kids KNOW! #PrimaryProgram

— Brian Child (@BYUSportsCave) October 15, 2017

Gotta respect the kid using his tie as a microphone while singing "I'm Trying to be Like Jesus" #lds #TwitterStake #primaryprogram

— Bethany M. Hyatt (@BethanyMHyatt) September 24, 2017

When the primary president has the kids sing a song NOT in the #LDS children's song book. #thuglife #rebel #primaryprogram 😎

— Leading Saints (@LeadingSaints) September 17, 2017

Kid: "Part of repentancing is promising God you won't do it again. Even if you already did it again." #primaryprogram #churchtweets

— Expert Textperts (@experttextperts) October 30, 2016

I can't wait to be baptized, I hope it will be in warm water. #primaryprogram

— Michael (@dichaelmavis) October 25, 2015

I wonder how that microphone tastes? #PrimaryProgram

— Ken Astle (@KenAstle) October 28, 2012