24 Church Signs That Will Make You Smile

I grew up in the South among many different Christian denominations. Most churches, in the town where I used to live, vied to have the cleverest church marquee.  I enjoyed reading the church signs with profound or funny messages on my way to work every day.

Here are a few church signs from around America to make you smile. Can you tell which signs are from the South?

Prayer - Wireless Access to God without roaming fees

Don't let worries kill you let the church help

Eternity: Smoking or nonsmoking

There are some questions that can't be answered by Google

Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape

Choose the Bread of Life or you are toast

Whoever stole our ac units keep one it is hot where you're going

Keep using my name in vain. I'll make rush hour longer

the great men in the bible had beards too! fear the beardDon't grumble if you don't have what you want. Be glad you don't get what you deserve

Do you know what hell is? Come hear our preacher

like dairy queen, we make great Sundays

Bring your sin to the altar and drop it like its hot

You think it's hot here?

Eat the devil's corn, you will chose on his cob

Sin is a family of ugly relatives

God didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close

Easter comes once a year. How often do you?

This church is prayer-conditioned

Only turkeys don't give thanks

Vacancy Every Sunday at 11Do not criticize your wife's judgement - see whom she married

and I had to add this Farmington, New Mexico church sign, because I’ve driven past it so many times on my journeys from Texas to Utah…

Jesus is watching you

 

 

 

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