27 More of the Funniest #ThugMormon Tweets

Service projects are just okay. #ThugMormon

— Mallory Everton (@malruthon) September 7, 2015

I open my eyes during prayers #thugmormon

— Stephen Meek (@stephenmeekness) September 7, 2015

During church basketball, the ball hit me and went out of bounds the ref said it was the other guy. I didn't say anything #ThugMormon

— Rodney Norman (@rodneydnorman) September 5, 2015

Never tried to convince my friends & family to join a MLM scheme. #thugmormons

— Cindi B. UT ➡️ NH ➡️ ME (@UtahMomsLife) September 8, 2015

Cooked something in Ward building kitchen instead of just warming it. #ThugMormon

— Mike S (@mjscores) September 2, 2015

I drink out of the water fountains at church on Fast Sundays. #ThugMormon

— LJ ⛳ (@LJLewis_11) September 2, 2015

Porter Rockwell. #ThugMormon pic.twitter.com/CjlsS4qrGM

— Jarom Jordan (@jaromjordan) September 2, 2015

my kids' names are all spelled normally #thugmormon

— HawsP🎺 (@HawsP) September 2, 2015

I showed up to church 5 minutes early instead of 5 minutes late! #thugmormon

— 🦧Hollaback Atcha 🏒 🇮🇱 (@bigbenellis) September 2, 2015

I don't know the name of every cast member on #StudioC… #MormonThug #ThugMormon

— Stacey Harkey (@StaceyHarkey) September 8, 2015

I have an alcohol cabinet in my kitchen. For baking. #thugmormon

— Shesten Melder (@literologie) September 7, 2015

Sometimes I don't button the top button of my shirt when I'm wearing a tie #thugmormon

— Aaron Miles (@_aaronmiles) September 7, 2015

Don't judge but yes I took three pieces of bread on fast Sunday. #thugmormon

— Kyle Newton (@Kyleadams_6) September 6, 2015

Bishop tells us testimony meeting will end at 5 after the hour, I go till 10. #ThugMormon

— Super Bucko (@SuperBuckoMC) September 7, 2015

I never shook the Bishop's hand after handing him my tithing envelope. #ThugMormon

— Robby Huckvale (@robby_huckvale) September 7, 2015

Doing all of your visiting teaching, but not reporting to supervisor.#ThugMormon

— 🇺🇸ن Deplorable Patriot ن🇺🇸 (@Patriot_Dreams) September 7, 2015

Sometimes when I write to missionaries I copy and paste the same thing to all of them. #thugmormon

— Tiffany Parker (@soccertiger7) September 7, 2015

Let my 4year old feed me goldfish crackers in fast and testimony meeting #thugmormon

— Carina Olsen (@radcraftkitty) September 6, 2015

Only keeps a 71-hour kit. #thugmormon

— CT (@DelinClint) September 6, 2015

I go to potluck dinners, I don't bring a dish, I still eat. #ThugMormon

— Rodney Norman (@rodneydnorman) September 6, 2015

I help out the Nursery so I don't have to do "reading time" in Elders Quorum. #ThugMormon

— tomguisuru (@tomoguisuru) September 6, 2015

I never knew about Saturday sessions of #LDSConf until I was on my mission. #thugmormon

— Mark Heiner (@dr_heiner) September 5, 2015

I'm 13 and still in primary. #thugmormon

— Wilson 🤙 (@wilsong513) September 5, 2015