10 Signs You Just Came Home From a Mission

10.  Your primary language is Spanglish (or Portuglish, or Manderlish, or any other hybrid language)

9. You refer to doing your laundry as p-day

8. You wake up in a cold sweat from not having a companion

7. You can never sing along to the radio (Because you don’t know any of the songs)

6. When you run out of food, you ask their roommates, “Will you allow me to use some of  your milk?”

5. You start your morning by planning out everything you will do all day–in 15 minute increments.

4. You wake up at 6:30 sharp, on a Saturday

3. You can’t wear a t-shirt without revealing the missionary tan

2. You go to give your mom a handshake

1. You refer to your crushes as your “finding pool”