Heard at Church: Fair Weather Church-goer

Panel 1: Elder—I saw you guys cycled to church again today! Did you get caught in the rain this morning?

Panel 2: Hubby—No, it cleared up right when we needed it to.

Brittany—That seems to happen a lot on Sundays.

Panel 3: Brittany—Must be because we’re so righteous.

Hubby—Hah!

Panel 4: Brittany—Yeah, more like God knows I wouldn’t come if it was raining.