Heard at Church: Low-Tech Bishop

Panel 1: Bishop—Welcome Everyone! A reminder to turn off your Wi-Fi’s.

Panel 2: Bishop—What happens is it overloads the system and the clerks can’t get their work done. You can keep your internets, but turn off your Wi-Fi’s.

Panel 3: Daughter—Our bishop is so old.

Panel 4: Father—I explained the Wi-Fi thing to him by relating it to farmers diverting too much water from a river when they irrigate crops.