Heard at Church: New in the Ward

Panel 1: Bishop—Thank you for speaking! You did a great job!

Sister—Thanks.

Panel 2: Bishop—Would you be willing to teach Sunday School next week?

Sister—Sure, why not?

Panel 3: RS President—Sister! Could you teach in Relief Society in two weeks?

Sister—Uh, sure…

Panel 4: Sister (thinking)—I’ve never taught in Sunday School or Relief Society before. That’s what I get for being new here.