Heard at Church: Too Many Hims

Panel 1: Sister—(Singing)

Panel 2: Sister—I was changing all the pronouns in the hymns we sang today.

Panel 3: Sister—There are so many ‘my brother’s and ‘sons of God’s and ‘he’s and ‘him’s. I’d like more representation for half the human race, you know?

Panel 4: Brother—You should do a whole book and make a hermnal.