Master Shifu-Style: You Know You’re a Missionary Trainer When

You realize your trainee is a total greenie.

Who has weird ideas of what being a missionary means.

So you have to set them straight on a few things.

You’re stressing because they don’t know the language.

Then suddenly they know it better than you do.

Just as you’re about ready to give up on them . . .

You figure out what motivates them.

And you give them fantastic advice.

Which, of course, you got from your own trainer.

But your trainee doesn’t quite seem to get it.

Then, when you think you’ve done all you could to get through to an investigator . . .

Your trainee’s the one who finally does.

And you realize you trained them well.