The 13 Kids at Every Primary Program

1. The kid that shouts in the mic and comes THIS close to bursting your eardrums

2. The kid who’s too shy to go up to the mic

3. The kid who’s so tired that she just CAN’T EVEN

4. The kid who goes off script and the parents look around like “That ain’t my kid”

5. The kid who knows that primary program = DANCE PARTY

6. The kid that’s about to graduate primary and knows he’s too old to be up there doing stuff like this

7. The kid who just wants his mom

8. The kid who just REALLY needs to go to the bathroom

9. The kid who memorizes his line and nails it

10. The kid who waves at his parents the entire program

11. The kid who’s had enough of the boy next to her’s nonsense

12. The kid who thinks no one notices he’s picking his nose

13. The kid who’s staring at you and ain’t got no shame

Happy primary program, y’all! It’s the most wonderful time of the yeaaaaar!