The 5 Best Phrases to Comfort Your Perpetually Single Mormon Friend

“It’ll happen when it happens.”

What the heck does that even mean? That’s about as useful as saying, “apples are apples.”

“When you know, you’ll know.”

“How are you still single?”

“There’s someone out there for you.”

“You’ll find someone someday.”

“Well, just keep putting yourself out there.”

“Have you tried online dating?”

“Hey, I’ve got this really cute cousin…”

“It’ll happen when it’s supposed to happen.”